Schumacker-ick-y

There is a man called Schumacker
Who is accused of being a bit of a doper
It was in the Tour

Where he won time trials galore
Whereas before he was more of a back-marker

Ode-erick to Corsa Rosa

The Giro d’Italia will start in Venice.
Rome replacing Milan for the final kermesse!
More favourites than the Tour are a gathering,
Will Basso or Armstrong be domineering?

Regardless the Giro for the tifosi is bliss.

Limerickazakhstan

There once was a cyclist from Kazakhstan
Who blood doped during and before le tour began
One day in July
After being caught he preferred to lie
And somehow he’s still Astana’s number one